Lyric Ode To the Armed Services

Andy s gonna be a marine
He ll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
He ll be out there digging a latrine
Cuz Andy s gonna be a marine

Andy s gonna be a marine
He ll have the biggest muscles that you ve ever seen
He ll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
Cuz Andy s gonna be a marine

I can crush you! I can pound you!

It ll be so nifty
The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and
"Gimme Fifty!"