Lyric Steve Polychronopolous

- "Polychronopolous"

I m a big fuckin dick
I m a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I ll eat the last slice
I ll give you charley horses
I ll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don t show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I ll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I ll make fun of your pimple
Then I ll grab your sister s ass

Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

And I don t care
And I don t give a shit

I ll break your brother s stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you re better than me
Well you re fucking wrong

Everybody knows I m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

Deal with it