Lyric Moyda

Schnine
He s a pretty good guy
He s nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He s a real nic guy
He s always got the jumper cables
He ll take your mail in when you re on vacation
He s a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library
He ll help you find a book on whales
He s a thoughtfull man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bless you when you sneeze

But there s a problem
It s not your average problem
But it s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

He s a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers
Children use his backyard as a short-cut
He s a real sweet guy
He always recycles
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay
He s a great, great man
He ll sign your petition
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut

But there s a problem
It s not your average problem
But it s a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He s wanted for moyda

Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doing?
How s the garden coming?
You know, it s interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I m a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
I ll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

[Chanting]
I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder