Lyric Crazy Love
[Adam:] You don t mind that I think everybody s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don t care that I collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend they re alive and think I m a famous football player
[Lisa:] And you don t have a problem with me
when I follow people I ve never met before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
[Adam:] It s very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Well you must have been sent from above
You re all that I can think of
You re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Lisa:] And you don t make fun of me cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years
[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie
[Both:]
Cause our love is right on track
I m yours, your mine it s a fact
Don t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn t even there
[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn t care Babe I know I never had a job cause I m afraid
to talk to people cause I know that they re all robots who are seeking information
[Lisa:] They can t fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I m the one who burned my cousin
Chester s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain t no fink, dollface
[Both:]
Cause we know that it s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[splurt]
[Lisa:] And you don t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don t care that I collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend they re alive and think I m a famous football player
[Lisa:] And you don t have a problem with me
when I follow people I ve never met before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
[Adam:] It s very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Well you must have been sent from above
You re all that I can think of
You re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Lisa:] And you don t make fun of me cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years
[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie
[Both:]
Cause our love is right on track
I m yours, your mine it s a fact
Don t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn t even there
[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn t care Babe I know I never had a job cause I m afraid
to talk to people cause I know that they re all robots who are seeking information
[Lisa:] They can t fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I m the one who burned my cousin
Chester s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain t no fink, dollface
[Both:]
Cause we know that it s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[splurt]
