Lyric The Cheerleader

[Sound of pom-poms]
[Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice]
"Ok you guys, let s hear some spirit!"
[Performing cheer]
[Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We ll be cause we re the
Tigers, we re out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"
[No response]
[Cheerleader:] "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"
[Still no response]
[Cheerleader:] "Come on! The girls volleyball team s got a big game tonight!
And we re gonna win cause we re the -"
[Guy in crowd:] "Sit down!"
[Cheerleader:] "You guys are assholes!" [Whining]
"You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?
Let s see you come down here and try it!"
[Guy:] "Shut up!"
[Cheerleader:] "You re the one who should be shutting up!
This is my senior year of cheerleading and you re ruining it!
I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying]
[Guy:] "You suck!"
[Cheerleader: Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys,
but now I m not gonna cuz you guys don t appreciate anything."
[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
[Cheerleader:] "Owwww! Who threw that!?
I m gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" [Whining]
[Crowd cheering softly in background]
[Guy:] "We re sorry."
[Pause]
[Guy:] "Just kidding, you suck!"
[Cheerleader: Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."