Lyric Al s "I Care" Song

When hooters giggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs
and the bathromm s not hers
I care

When the pitcher s on the mound
and the wife is underground
I care
But when I ve been playing this for days
I swear!

PEG:
...and if you really want a scareö,
chek out his underwear, if you dare.