Lyric Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It s the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it s got a condom in the box.
I ll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino s are the best, they ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There s not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it s dinner time and I m going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked em a lot. It s
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap n Crunch, I guess I ll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that s the only kind I ll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a squirrel to you?