Lyric High School Football Hero

I wanna be a highschool football hero.
With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna
try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero.
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
I don t care about my future cause it is just another day.
I ll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I m done with
this brunette someone pass me another blonde.
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with roids.
I ve gotta get my rest so I can
party with the boys.
My brain is upside-down, so I m just a little slow.
I ll change my name to
Bubba so that everyone will know...