Lyric Rolling Balls

Bowling is my life
and it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team,
but I m not very good.
The guys won t accept me,
I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll,
I think it s time,
it s timefor me to be a girl.
It s a very big decision,
it s going to change my life.
I ll have to make all new friends,
I m gonna lose my wife.
But that s okay with me.
There s something in my soul.
It doesn t matter who s the better man,
it the man who gets to bowl.
I ve made my decision ,
I m gonna make the change.
There will be rolling balls,
I m gonna play my game.
It s gonna be so great.
It s gonna be the best, besides,
I ve always told myself I look good in a dress.
I m gonna cut em off,
I m gonna cut em off,
I m gonna cut em off.
I ll never have to cough.
Now I ve made my change and I ve fulfilled my dream.
I m now a member of the women s bowling team.
I hope I throw a strike,
cause I ll never score again.
My first game is tomorrow,
I will go to play and then...