Lyric Asked You First

Things can t get much weirder
This can t get much worse
Don t know why you wouldn t kiss me
But it s a good thing I asked you first.

You were a big strapping boy with a boner.
And I felt it in your goodbye
You gave me an evening I ll never forget
No matter how hard I try.

Yeah you were just mister flirtatious
All night just workin that ass
Well you know it s uncool to bring it to school
If you don t want to share with the class

I am just Mrs. embarresed
I feel like a dirty old man
I ve got my eye on a guy
That just moved out of mom s house
With his pretty head stuck in the sand

You ve earned yourself a place in my memory
By being the one who said no
Where are my fucking care keys
I think I ll just go

Surprise surprise now you miss me
Now that I m not in your face
Surprise surprise now you re calling me
Now that you feel safe
Do you think that I could be your prom date
You could do us a stiff little dance
Except that this isn t high school, baby
And you had your chance
You had your chance

You ve earned yourself a place in my memory
By being the one who said no
Now where are my fucking car keys I think I should go
Hey look! car keys... bye!] things can t get much weirder
This can t get much worse
Don t know why you wouldn t kiss me
But it s a good thing I asked you first.

You were a big strapping boy with a boner.
And I felt it in your goodbye
You re leaving I ll never forget
No matter how hard I try

No matter how hard I try