Lyric I m Not A Popstar Today

I m not a popstar today!
I m an artist; I m Rolf Harris!
I m not a popstar today!
I m Paul Daniels; I am small, I am bald with a bird called Debby McGee!

(Laughter)

I ve gone a bit mad today!
I ve gone bonkers!
I ve gone loopy!
I ve gone a bit mad today!
I ve gone mental!
I went cuckoo!
I think I m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!

Shall we do it again?

I m not a popstar today!
I m a farmer; I m Old MacDonald!
I m not a popstar today!
I m a footballer with big boots, hairy legs and a big, massive muscly chest!

(Laughter)

I ve gone a bit mad today!
I ve gone bonkers!
I ve gone loopy!
I ve gone a bit mad today!
I ve gone mental!
I went cuckoo!
I think I m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane!

I m not a popstar today!
I m -beep- -beep-!
I go (Laughter)!
I m not a popstar today!
I m Knight Rider! I ve got a big car, that talks to me and twiddles my hair when I m on the beach!

Goodnight!

(Alright boys, wrap it up now...)