Lyric Pinch And Roll

Everyday when I get in my car
It s a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don t get too far
You wanna know why?
Cuz I ve gotta reach down
And scratch an itch
In an area, an area
That s so sensitive
So I do a

(Chorus)

Pinch and Roll (x2)
(Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)
(If you re itchy do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)
(We don t scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll (x2)

So if you ve got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you re watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don t do
Now the girls don t know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the Pinch and Roll
And we do the

(Chorus)

(Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)
(Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)

Pick it up
Now if you ve got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down
And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes
But after you re done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!

(Chorus)