Lyric The Last Sensitive Cowboy
When you hear that I m a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
You probably assume I m big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail s worn me down, I don t wanna hang around
I ve just about had enough (had enough)
You see, I like a cup of espresso
And I like to read my People magazine
I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
And say they don t like that shade of green
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
But they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
You d think they was the Marlboro Man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
And they don t like to go to see the opera
On Friday nights when they get paid
And they don t help me bring in the hanging plants
Every time there s a Native American raid
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Cowboy life sure is different these days. Why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks and bushwhacks any more. Besides, we re all switchin over to eatin salt-reduced tofu jerky. And if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin an effective sunblock.
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on...
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
You probably assume I m big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail s worn me down, I don t wanna hang around
I ve just about had enough (had enough)
You see, I like a cup of espresso
And I like to read my People magazine
I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
And say they don t like that shade of green
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
But they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
You d think they was the Marlboro Man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
And they don t like to go to see the opera
On Friday nights when they get paid
And they don t help me bring in the hanging plants
Every time there s a Native American raid
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
Cowboy life sure is different these days. Why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? Why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? Nobody drinks and bushwhacks any more. Besides, we re all switchin over to eatin salt-reduced tofu jerky. And if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin an effective sunblock.
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on...
Oh no, it s true
I m a sensitive cowboy and I don t know what to do
Oh no, it s kinda strange
I m the last sensitive cowboy on the range
