Lyric Proud T o Be A Banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to play with other people s money
I m having a lousy day
I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
On my best shirt. So I had to change and then
I m late for work. So I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
And I don t really give a damn
But I don t have another job
And so I lie and say
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
I open up my mail
Hoping that it s not a bill but it s from the bank
Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
To contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
So I run down to the bank but there s a 20-mile lineup
And I m yelling and I m screaming
And I m not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to screw with other people s lives
I took out 40 bucks
From the automatic teller. It told me
That I couldn t cause I just had 10
But that can t be cause I just got paid on Friday
So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
And I m talking to the teller
She says "Wait I ll get your last month s statement"
She comes back in 7 hours
Says I ve got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill
That bounced and so they ll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
And for the box I never opened and I don t have overdraft protection
And I think I ll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don t even
Own a car
I m pleased to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m pleased to be a banker
Cause I get to play with other people s money
(HE S A BANKER)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(HE S A BANKER)
Do you have any assets?
(HE S A BANKER)
You should buy you shouldn t rent
(HE S A BANKER)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(He s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents
He s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents)
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to play with other people s money
I m having a lousy day
I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
On my best shirt. So I had to change and then
I m late for work. So I rush into the meeting
Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
And I don t really give a damn
But I don t have another job
And so I lie and say
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
I open up my mail
Hoping that it s not a bill but it s from the bank
Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
To contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
So I run down to the bank but there s a 20-mile lineup
And I m yelling and I m screaming
And I m not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
Cause I get to screw with other people s lives
I took out 40 bucks
From the automatic teller. It told me
That I couldn t cause I just had 10
But that can t be cause I just got paid on Friday
So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
And I m talking to the teller
She says "Wait I ll get your last month s statement"
She comes back in 7 hours
Says I ve got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill
That bounced and so they ll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
And for the box I never opened and I don t have overdraft protection
And I think I ll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don t even
Own a car
I m pleased to be a banker
I m proud to be a banker
I m pleased to be a banker
Cause I get to play with other people s money
(HE S A BANKER)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(HE S A BANKER)
Do you have any assets?
(HE S A BANKER)
You should buy you shouldn t rent
(HE S A BANKER)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(He s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents
He s a banker and he says
that it will cost you fifty cents)
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
