Lyric Vincent The Christmas Virus

This year at Christmas, everybody s feeling funny
No one s making joyful sounds
Cranberry sauce ain t staying down
The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall
Everybody s meeting Vincent
The Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus
He s the one that ll keep you up all night
He s the festive parasite
Vincent the Christmas Virus
He s the gift that keeps on giving all night long

Vincent the Christmas Virus ain t killed by penicillin
Doesn t notice Aspirin
Don t matter if you re fit and trim
But Vincent s not immune to the effects of alcohol
So get real drunk on Christmas Day
Let s all toast to Vincent (Yay!)

*Fiddle solo*

*Guitar solo*

Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More fiddle solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More guitar solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*More fiddle solo*
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*Fiddle and guitar solos*