Lyric Heimlich Maneuver

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver

The sun goes down on another day
A day where I haven t found love
I try to eat, but all I taste
is the flavor of a broken heart
Then I saw you across the room
I gasp and my breathing stops
My heart s in my throat, or is it a potato?

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She s in my thoughts and it ll need a jolt to remove her
My love is consumating, while I m asphyxiating
Over her

When I wake up, I m on the floor
Faint, dizzy and alone
My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked
Not sure if I m in a dream
I turn my head, and there you are
I call out and my breathing stops
It s her again, crushing my esophagus

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She s in my thoughts and it ll need a jolt to remove her
Before my expiration, I need resuscitation
Mouth to mouth

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek
Helps me back on my stool
She s a waitress here, but in the night
She s a student at nursing school
She comes again with a smile and the bill
I pick it up and choke again
She s charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She s in my thoughts and it ll need a jolt to remove her
For my lasting endurance, I ll need medical insurance
For my bill
For me to get some peace, I ll need a tracheotomy
And an airbag