Lyric There s nobody less rock n roll than me

There s nobody less rock n roll than me
I can t get drunk, I can t do drugs
I ve got no street credibility
I m a telly tubby, a tubby teddy
When my centre spread is loved and fed
I m comletely happy

Call the police, I feel I ve been fleeced
I can t get liad, I can t do raves
I m all respectability
I m a trifle pathetic and I m not very brave
For the sake of health, I shit myself
and run the other way

But there s a place where I can go
To get off my face when I feel low
A hell shaped room without a view
Whefre I can be when I m with you
There s a place thats in my bed
Its in my heart and in my head
Theres a way for me to go
When I m feeling rock n roll.......rock and roll