Lyric Pimpin Ain t Easy
featuring Nice & Smooth, Scoob
Chorus:
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin ain t easy (Pimpin ain t eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
[Greg Nice]
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think I ll call up Tootie, she ll give me some
Watch out, watch out I m drippin live scum
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
Specially if the hoochie s on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
I hope this time I don t make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
but bullshit, I ain t no fool, cuz
Chorus
[Big Daddy Kane]
Well, I say...Extra! Extra!
Here is a bachelor comin straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
what s in my pants ll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
Cuz I don t half-step when it comes to broads
The K-A-N-E ll go the whole nine yards
There s no time for coversation my dear
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
So let s make a move, as I get smooth
cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
I m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin "Ooh, Kane s a hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
brother like me, lick my manure!
Chorus
[Smooth B]
I m just goin and I m flowin like a gigolo
and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
But now I m coolin with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin , and all my friends they will agree
that when it comes to pimpin hoes...it ain t easy
First name: Smooth. Last name: B
WHen I m bonin a girl, I make her feel heavenly
I like to make em wait, and then make em beg
and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I m sweating....my mind is in paradise...
Chorus
[Scoob Lover]
Tip-tip-toein , Scoob Lover s out hoein
Braggin to the fellas how my flattop was growin
buyin drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin
right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin
A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin off "Tootie"
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
from my eyesight that was what it seemed
I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"
To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
Hi...hi, I ve really been wantin to meet you
I just got paid and I ll be very glad to treat you
How bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
Chorus
[Ant Live]
Well, it s Friday night, ain t a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money
Chorus:
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin ain t easy (Pimpin ain t eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
[Greg Nice]
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think I ll call up Tootie, she ll give me some
Watch out, watch out I m drippin live scum
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
Specially if the hoochie s on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
I hope this time I don t make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
but bullshit, I ain t no fool, cuz
Chorus
[Big Daddy Kane]
Well, I say...Extra! Extra!
Here is a bachelor comin straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
what s in my pants ll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
Cuz I don t half-step when it comes to broads
The K-A-N-E ll go the whole nine yards
There s no time for coversation my dear
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
So let s make a move, as I get smooth
cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
I m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin "Ooh, Kane s a hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
brother like me, lick my manure!
Chorus
[Smooth B]
I m just goin and I m flowin like a gigolo
and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
But now I m coolin with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin , and all my friends they will agree
that when it comes to pimpin hoes...it ain t easy
First name: Smooth. Last name: B
WHen I m bonin a girl, I make her feel heavenly
I like to make em wait, and then make em beg
and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I m sweating....my mind is in paradise...
Chorus
[Scoob Lover]
Tip-tip-toein , Scoob Lover s out hoein
Braggin to the fellas how my flattop was growin
buyin drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin
right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin
A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin off "Tootie"
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
from my eyesight that was what it seemed
I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"
To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
Hi...hi, I ve really been wantin to meet you
I just got paid and I ll be very glad to treat you
How bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
Chorus
[Ant Live]
Well, it s Friday night, ain t a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money
