Lyric My Pet Sally

I m gonna wanna see myself with someone too
Friends I don t pay are friends I never knew
So I took the chance and got some help from a few
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my pet sally
Please don t go away, sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step is for him to say I do

Sally please don t go away
I won t be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights