Lyric Why s everybody always pickin on me?
Why is everbody always pickin on me?
The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you re misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in oneTo put it mild your new-born child s completely nutty fu-fu lookin I d shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Ain t brushed them teeth since 1983But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you re white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyWhy s everbody always pickin on me?Always pickin and rippin apart poor ol Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the Cos but there s a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you re ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi but I don t understandWhy I m scorned like I m deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me firstBut at least this time I didn t find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky DinkI know I m known as Polaroid I m not a total retardIt s cause I m done in sixty seconds and you ll still want it enlargedBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?You took your mom to the prom but still got luckyLike that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teasedAnd he breaks into the Professor s lab and makes some LSDPeaks freaks and eats the Skipper s brains then beats Ginger with coconutsAs Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hutOh he ll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him beAnd like a postal clerk I ll go beserk if you don t stop teasing meSee the trick is only pick on those that can t do you no harmLike the drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Ain t brushed them teeth since 1983But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you re white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause no one likes you monkey boy
The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you re misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in oneTo put it mild your new-born child s completely nutty fu-fu lookin I d shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Ain t brushed them teeth since 1983But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you re white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyWhy s everbody always pickin on me?Always pickin and rippin apart poor ol Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the Cos but there s a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill yea and you re ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare me to a Monchichi but I don t understandWhy I m scorned like I m deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me firstBut at least this time I didn t find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be cause everybody calls me Shrinky DinkI know I m known as Polaroid I m not a total retardIt s cause I m done in sixty seconds and you ll still want it enlargedBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?You took your mom to the prom but still got luckyLike that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teasedAnd he breaks into the Professor s lab and makes some LSDPeaks freaks and eats the Skipper s brains then beats Ginger with coconutsAs Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hutOh he ll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him beAnd like a postal clerk I ll go beserk if you don t stop teasing meSee the trick is only pick on those that can t do you no harmLike the drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard s only got one armBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acneBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Ain t brushed them teeth since 1983But why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you re white but you got a nose like Bill CosbyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause your only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why s everbody always pickin on me?Cause no one likes you monkey boy
