Lyric Shut Up
I m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I m one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I m like Schneider one day at a time
I m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I m waxing on I m waxing off I m waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can t ignore me
Cause I m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
Second verse is different from the first
I m Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name s not Hoover and I don t give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you ll be all ears like a field of corn
I ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
You ll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I m Jimmy Pop y all I m Jimmy Pop y all I m an Alka Seltzer that s
right you re a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I ll get in your face
But then I ll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I m not a roll of Charmin so don t give me no crap
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they re all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don t stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I d hate to be you
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
I m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I m one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I m like Schneider one day at a time
I m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I m waxing on I m waxing off I m waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can t ignore me
Cause I m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
Second verse is different from the first
I m Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name s not Hoover and I don t give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you ll be all ears like a field of corn
I ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
You ll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I m Jimmy Pop y all I m Jimmy Pop y all I m an Alka Seltzer that s
right you re a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I ll get in your face
But then I ll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I m not a roll of Charmin so don t give me no crap
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they re all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don t stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I d hate to be you
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
