Lyric Your Pretty When I m Drunk
ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION. TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY
FLOUNDER FISHIN . KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS. UNTIL WE BROUGHT
SKIP O POT2MUS. AND DADDY S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB. AND
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG. LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
STINK. MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK. M.S.G.ÚFFFFB9S TANKED UP AND WIZZIN IN
A CUP. WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP. CAUSE I M THE ONE BOTTLE
WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE. AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES. NOW IT S MIDNIGHT AND
I M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED. A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ. WITH MY
BEER-TINTED GLASSES I M READY TO BITTY BATTLE. I M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I LL END UP
TENDING CATTLE. CAUSE YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK).
YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M
DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY
FUCKIN DRUNK). HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE. MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
BOOTY. CAUSE I M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY. YOU D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY
THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN ME. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE.
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE. AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU RE PROBABLY GOING
HOME ALONE. AND IT WOULDN T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE. PLUS BEAUTY, IT S
ONLY SKIN DEEP. IT S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER S ABOUT TO TWEAK. I
COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN. IT S A MÚFFFFC9NAGÚFFFFC9 A TROIS YOU AND ME AND
HEINEKEN. CAUSE YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE
PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK.
(YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY FUCKIN
DRUNK). REGRETS I VE HAD A FEW. FIRST AND FOREMOST I D LIKE TO MENTION YOU. FOR THE SAKE
OF CONVERSATION WE LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY. YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT
AND EUGENE LEVY. YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN HUTT. YOU HAD
HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY. I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNÚFFFFB9T GONNA
WORRY. IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN T GETTIN SQUAT. SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT
FOR THE WET SPOT. I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN. THEN IT HIT ME
SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN . I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
CHANCE. BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTS . AT THAT
JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE. THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE. FATTY FATTY
BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT. THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT. CAUSE
YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M
DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY
WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY FUCKIN DRUNK).
FLOUNDER FISHIN . KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS. UNTIL WE BROUGHT
SKIP O POT2MUS. AND DADDY S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE AND DUMB. AND
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG. LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
STINK. MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK. M.S.G.ÚFFFFB9S TANKED UP AND WIZZIN IN
A CUP. WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP. CAUSE I M THE ONE BOTTLE
WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE. AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES. NOW IT S MIDNIGHT AND
I M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED. A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ. WITH MY
BEER-TINTED GLASSES I M READY TO BITTY BATTLE. I M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I LL END UP
TENDING CATTLE. CAUSE YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK).
YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M
DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY
FUCKIN DRUNK). HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE. MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
BOOTY. CAUSE I M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY. YOU D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY
THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN ME. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE.
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE. AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU RE PROBABLY GOING
HOME ALONE. AND IT WOULDN T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE. PLUS BEAUTY, IT S
ONLY SKIN DEEP. IT S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER S ABOUT TO TWEAK. I
COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN. IT S A MÚFFFFC9NAGÚFFFFC9 A TROIS YOU AND ME AND
HEINEKEN. CAUSE YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE
PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK.
(YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY FUCKIN
DRUNK). REGRETS I VE HAD A FEW. FIRST AND FOREMOST I D LIKE TO MENTION YOU. FOR THE SAKE
OF CONVERSATION WE LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY. YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT
AND EUGENE LEVY. YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN HUTT. YOU HAD
HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY. I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNÚFFFFB9T GONNA
WORRY. IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN T GETTIN SQUAT. SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT
FOR THE WET SPOT. I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN. THEN IT HIT ME
SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN . I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
CHANCE. BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTS . AT THAT
JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE. THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE. FATTY FATTY
BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT. THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT. CAUSE
YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M
DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (YOU RE PRETTY
WHEN I M DRUNK). YOU RE PRETTY WHEN I M DRUNK. (AND I M PRETTY FUCKIN DRUNK).
