Lyric Colin Zeal

COLIN ZEAL KNOWS THE VALUE OF MASS APPEAL
HE S A PEDESTRIAN WALKER, HE S A CIVIL TALKER
HE S AN APFABLE MAN WITH A PLAUSIBLE PLAN
KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS, KEEPS HIS FUTRURE IN HAND
AND THEN HE

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LOOKS AT HIS WATCH HE S ON TIME YET AGAIN
HE S PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, HE S
PLEASED WITH HIMSELF AH AH.

WHILE SITTING IN TRAFFIC, COLIN THINKS IN AUTOMATIC
HE S AN IMMACULATE DRESSER, HE S THE COMMON AGGRESSOR
HE S A MODERN RETARD WITH A LOVE OF BOMBLAST
KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS NEVER DWELLS ON THE PAST
AND THEN HE

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HE S A MODERN RETRARD, HE S A TERMINAL LARD,
HE S AN AFFABLE MAN WITH A CARROTENE TAN BECAUSE COLIN S ZEAL IS
ILL.