Lyric Bald Headed Woman

(Shel Silverstein)

Now a golden haired woman she ll take all your gold
Her eyes may be warm but her feet would be cold
And she would get fat just as soon as she s old
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Hey, hey, stay away
She ll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Now a raven haired woman she ll burn with desire
Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire
But once you get married then she ll be too tired
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

I said hey, hey, stay away
She ll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

Now a red headed woman she ll scream and she ll roar
She won t make the bed and she won t sweep the floor
And she ll fool around with the fellow next door
Stay away from a red headed woman.

But a bald headed woman she ll love you each day
You can beat her and kick her but she ll always stay
Cause she knows no one s comin to steal her away
Hurray for a bald headed woman.

Hey, hey, that s a way
She ll make you happy the rest of your day
Hey, hey, that s a way
Hurray for a bald headed woman...