Lyric Too Fat Polka

Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat
She s too fat
She s too fat for me

I get dizzy, I get numbo
When I m dancing
With my jum, jum jumbo

I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat
She s too fat
She s too fat for me

She s a twosome,
She s a foursome
If she d lose some
I would like her more some

I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat
She s too fat
She s too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrill?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in my coupe?
By herself she s a brute
Could she possibly
Sit upon my knee?
No, no, no

Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
She s too fat for me
Oh I don t want her
You can have her
She s too fat for me
She s too fat
Much too Fat
She s too fat for me
She s too fat
Much too fat
She s too fat for me