Lyric Jesus Is My Girlfriend

Look at my hands
They re all over you
My rusty nails stuck to you like glue
My arms around you like audio tape
Got a little red horn underneath this cape
It s not dirty
It s not rude
I ll go to Kuwait if I wanna get, wanna get,
Wanna get crude
It s not filthy
It s not lewd
I wanna get famous just so I can get sued
Guess who s my girlfriend, yeah, ten out of ten
Yeah it s Jesus, she s my girlfriend
Want to know who my boyfriend is,
No, nought out of ten
Jesus ain t a man, she s my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend
It s not drink, It s not food
It s a man in a shuttle with a tube
I can t fly, so what, I can t cook
Can t even catch a tune with a hook
I ve been to Hong Kong & South Dakota
In a little wood plane without a motor
Got a girl in bed, when I took it further
Where Jamaica? No I coaxed her. Ha! Ha!
I love her
My girlfriend
I love her
My girlfriend