Lyric Lucky Me

I ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life,
I get bunches of roses from another guy and hate mail from his wife,
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name likes to make love while watching TV,
And some guy calls me in the middle of the night just so I can hear him breathe

Chorus:
Lucky Me,
Lucky, Lucky Me
I have everything in the whole wide world a girl could ever need,
Lucky Me (lucky, lucky, little old me)

I ve got a great car, it s a red convertible made by Mattel,
Got a nice house in the suburbs, with hell s angels as neighbours as well,
I ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of college and I wanna study dentistry,
But my folks just want me married,
And popping out the grandkids, to keep them company

Chorus x 2

I think I wanna join the hari chrishnas,
Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my hair,
There s nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy,
When I m shopping at the mall, can t find it anywhere

Well I ve got my tamagotchi,
And I ve got my wristwatch wrong,
I ve got so many friends on the internet, I could never be alone,
I ve got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, but not enough to quit my job,
Got a fool s gold ring and credit card debt, psychiatrist for my dog

Chorus x 4