Lyric Automatic Man

He s the latest superhero with powers so profound.
He can leap a dotted line in just a single bound.
I know you must have seen him in books and magazines.
He s the quintessential mindless modern epicine.
His life is meaningful because he gets things done.
Bang bang he s dead, chalk up another triumph for our hero,
The Automatic Man.
It s true you must have met him, he s your best friend and your foe.
His opinions are determined by the status quo.
A true creature of habit, he smokes three packs a day.
When he has an original thought, he forgets it right away.
He s a paradigm of carefree living.
He s our mentor, disturb him if you can.
He s the answer if your peace of mind is lacking.
He s our savior, he is the common man.
So if you are troubled by the daily bump and grind,
Then take a careful look around and brother you will find...
The Automatic Man.