Lyric I m The Greatest Star

(listen)
I ve got thirty-six expressions--
Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
And that s six expressions more
Than all them barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me
Why don t they give me a lift?
Well,it must be a plot,
cause they re scared that i got
Such a gift--well, i m miffed-- cause
I m the greatest star--
I am by far, but no one knows it!
Wait, they re gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah--
They ll cheer each toot
(hey! that girl is terrific!)
When i expose it!
Now, can t you see to look at me
That i m a nach ral camille?
As camille i just feel
I ve got so much to offer.
Kid, i know i d be divine because
I m a nach ral cougher.
(coughs)
Some ain t got it--not a lump,
I m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh!
They ll bend in half.
(did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
A thousand jokes:
Stick around for the jokes,
A thousand faces. i reiterate,
When you re gifted,
Then you re gifted,
These are facts--i got no axe to grind.
Hey, what are you--blind?
In all of the world so far
I m the greatest star!
Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who s an american beauty rose
With an american beauty nose,
And ten american beaty toes,
Eyes on the target, and wham--
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, mr. keeney, here i am!
I m the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That s why i was born--
I ll blow my horn
Till someone blows it!
I ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I ll flicker, then flare up
All the world s gonna stare up
Lookin down
You ll never see me--
Try the sky,
cause that ll be me.
I can make em cry,
I can make em sigh,
Someday they ll clamor
For my dram-er.
Have you guessed yet,
Who s the best yet?
If you ain t i ll tell you one more time.
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!