Lyric Never Do Anything

Wiped out down the stairs
I ll bet you there s a song in there
I m not sure I m prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I d look much better on t.v.
Then the world would see
That I can do anything

I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything

Let s play tic tac toe
I ll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I ll give you a hint
It involves the "internet"

I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything

Don t write me off as an also ran
Just mark me down as an angry man
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Life passed me by, but it s not my fault
I ll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you ll see that
I will never do anything

If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my ass
When I m old and grey
I ll look back on my life and say
"Give me one more day,
And I ll still never do anything."

I can be that
but soon you ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you ll see that
I will never do anything.