Lyric If I Had A $1,000,000

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I d build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn t be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn t that be fabulous)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that s cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you John Merrick s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn t have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We d take a limousine cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we d just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that s cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I d buy you a monkey (haven t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I d buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I d be rich.