Lyric Buddy Kane

I have a buddy, his
name is Kane!
He walks around in
a hockey mask.
I m pretty sure he s
insane.

He enjoys long walks
on the beach, and likes
to hold hands with some
guy named Cheech.

Kane has this problem.
He s always saying...
"Che, che, che, ah ah ah!"
So I think it s funny and
I say...
"He, he, he, ha, ha, ha!"

insane.
He s a man with half a
brain.
I wanna have his baby,
and I don t wanna hear
him say "maybe".
They say it s impossible
with me being a male and
all, but hey I saw JUNIOR.
Arnold, more power to yah!
(That movie, I think was based
on a true story!)

Man with half a brain.
Maybe one day I ll be in
his arms, and we can sail
away to a land that accepts
gays.

Che, che, che, ah ah ah!
He, he, he, ha, ha, ha!