Lyric It s All About The Fitness

Have you ever wondered why
your belly hung over your
fly? Have you ever asked
yourself "Hey, am I fat?"
Well if you were a smarter
man, you would have realized
that the answer is "yes"

Now i m here to help you out
my friend, to make you strong
and fit again.

Sign your fat ass online, or
watch my commercials, because
it s time you bought one of my
wonderful videos!

Because fat boy it s all about
the fitness. Make your wife
watch so she can be a witness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh. Oh, it s
all about the fitness, because
you re as fat as the loch ness!

It s really simple you see..just
pop in the tape and watch me. I
will also show you how to work the
weenie!

Because fat boy it s all about
the fitness. Make your wife
watch so she can be a witness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh. Oh, it s
all about the fitness, because
you re as fat as the loch ness!

I know you want to be able to
play ball with your kids, and
run, and hide, and be their
friend, but fatty it s gonna take
a lot to get you thin.

Oh Porky....it s all about the
fitness in the end!