Lyric Mini-correct

They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot straight trom the hip
When it comes to loves great fountain, I won t just take a sip
I ll swallow and I ll gulp until the fountain makes me sick

So it s me left with the baby and disease
You can t say you didn t want it on your hands and on your knees
You made me feel so special
Well you were especially good
I m sorry that you misunderstood

These neatly folded corduroys hide nubber underneath
But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
I won t have what I ve got for you stolen by no thief
Cause the safest sex I ve ever had was hanging from a tree

So you ve left me for another pretty face
That s not true I left you for one half the human race
Now I m by myself
A woman who knows her place
It s not so much the chase, it s the race

They say treat her like a lady and she ll treat you like her jewels
They say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruel
They say only marry once, I say only marry fools
They wouldnt ve made the cane if you weren t meant to break the rules

Have you told them that you ll hurt them then be gone?
I ve told them that I ll hurt them if that really turns them on
You left a bitter scar
I tied those ropes too tight!
I ll tie them loose for you tonight

When I told you that I loved you
I meant mini-correct
When I said I d never leave you
I meant mini-correct
A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck
That was major correct