Lyric Muther Fucker

She took me off my guard with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
She s got dried-up flowers, flakey skin
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

She s a nightmare hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin my world
She s a whimsical, tragical beauty
Self-conscious and a little bit fruity

It s a new age let-down in my face
She s so spaced out and there ain t no space
She s got marijuana on the bathroom tile
I m caught in a vortex, she s changin my style

[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...]
She s a nightmare hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondlin my world
She s a whimsical, tragical beauty
Uptight and a little bit snooty

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Backing vocals:] Ooh, ooh... [etc...]
She s a magical, sparklin tease
She s a rainbow chokin the breeze
Yo, she s busting out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
She s a melted avocado on the shelf
She s the science of herself
She s spazing out on a cosmic level
And she s meditating with the devil
She s cooking salad for breakfast
She s got tofu the size of Texas
She s a witness to her own glory
She s a never-ending story
She s a frolicking depression
She s a self-inflicted obsession
She s got a thousand lonely husbands
She s playin footsie in another dimension
She s a goddess milking the time for all that it s worth