Lyric Crystal Clear (beer)

plastic donut, can of spam
there s no kindness in this land
better not let my good gal catch you here
she s gettin all juiced up with a bottle of plain-wrap beer
coffee clothing pasted on
clean my gravestone when I m gone
and you better not let my good gal catch you here
she s got a whole pile of things you don t wanna hear

hitch my horse up to the town
I got my toenails painted brown
and you better not let my good gal catch you here
she ll cut you down and put the blame on me

just a muscle in a bag
throw my baby, don t let her sag
ya better not let my good gal catch you here
she s getting all juiced up with a bottle of plain-wrap beer