Lyric Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (version 2)

MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I m never comin back
mtv makes me wanna get high
can t get a ride no matter how I try
and everything s perfect
and everything s bright
and everyone s perky
and everyone s uptight
I watch those videos
I watch em all day........
and I plug em in my eyeballs--
hey hey

and the colors are nice
and the pictures are nice
and the girls are nice
everything s so nice
I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I m never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can t get a ride, can t get a ride
can t get a ride, can t get a ride

well I work at the video store makin change
and I m countin out the pennies twistin in my brains
condos in the distance and smog in the air
no one in the streets and no one anywhere
and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can
and I m standing near the microwave
til I feel special
now I m checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some
might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town
yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
fall out of the window and I m never comin back
MTV makes me wanna get high
can t get a ride, can t get a ride
can t get a ride, can t get a ride
can t get a ride, can t get a ride
MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!
having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!

(coughing)