Lyric Tasergun

I got a room down in Hollywood
rent was cheap
it was this rooming house
there was an old man who lived in the room next to me
we shared a bathroom in the hall
stare at me through a crack in the door
day I moved in I was playin my guitar
started bangin on the wall with a boot
then he came out, started banging on my door
kicked it open

watch out son, I got a tasergun
watch out son, I got a tasergun
he s on the loose
he s got the juice
like a mad dog with no teeth

spent his pension in adult bookstores
bringin strange young men home
he d leave me notes in the bathroom
accusin me of stealin his toilet paper
come out into the hallway
dressed up in a greasy bathrobe
tryin to start a fight
he became known as the electric old man
and I still see him with his taser
comin at me

watch out son, I got a tasergun
watch out son, I got a tasergun
he s on the loose
he s got the juice
like a pigeon with no wings