Lyric Never been to Memphis

Keep ya rib - eyes an ya rodeo
Keep those cowboys offa my radio
Dancin in line -
What are ya sheep? (BAAA)
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat
Country and Western - gimmie my stetson banjo -
Washboard - Red neck overload - Yea I;m right behind
Their idea of a good time sure ain t mine!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain t never been to Memphis
No - we ain t never been to Memphis
Don t sing to me bout no wanderin star
Or standin by ya man an his slide guitar
That chicken weres supposed to keep ya there
But I m lookin around an you s everywhere
I see you an Garth sittin up a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Ain t gonna happen
Listen to me
I ve an allergy to mullet-heads - see!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a New York Yankies baseball cap

Don t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain t never been to Memphis
Don t brainwash me from tennesse
No - cos we ain t never been to Memphis
Don t want Rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we ain t never been to Memphis
No - we ain t never been to Memphis
Mid 8 step to the left
Jump to the right
Now jump off a cliff
That d be a beautiful sight
Clap your hands
Rattle those spurs
Yeeha baby most sincerely
From me and her
Rawhide! Yea that s my backside
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy
These cowboy boots are no substitute
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers