Lyric Stealing People s Mail

We ain t going to the party
We ain t going to the game
We ain t going to the disco
Ain t gonna cruise down main

We re stealing people s mail
stealing people s mail
stealing people s mail
On a friday night

Drivin in the mountains
Winding round and round
Rummage thru your mailboxes
Take your mail back to town

And we got license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and cancelled checks
Pretty funny pictures of your kids

We re gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We re gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight

We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
Of the private lives of you
Ha Ha

People say that we re crazy
We re sick and all alone
But when we read your letters
We re rolling on the floor

We got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
Checks to politicians from real estate firms
Money, bills and cancelled checks
We cut relationships with your friends

We re gonna steal your mail
On a Friday night
We re gonna steal your mail
By the pale moonlight

We better not get caught
We ll be dumped in institutions
Where we ll be drugged and shocked
Til we come out born-again Christians