Lyric Woman of Mine
by Dean Friedman
I m gonna find me a cave, I m gonna shut myself in and not come out again,
I m gonna stay there til I rot in my grave, and if someone comes a knocking,
I just won t let em in.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.
I m gonna rob me a bank, I m gonna get myself arrested and go to jail,
I ll spend the rest of my life in a tank.
And if someone tries to help me, I ll refuse the bail.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.
I m gonna go in my room, I m gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed,
And like a caterpillar in a cocoon, I m gonna hold my breath and make believe I m dead.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.
I m gonna find me a cave, I m gonna shut myself in and not come out again,
I m gonna stay there til I rot in my grave, and if someone comes a knocking,
I just won t let em in.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.
I m gonna rob me a bank, I m gonna get myself arrested and go to jail,
I ll spend the rest of my life in a tank.
And if someone tries to help me, I ll refuse the bail.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.
I m gonna go in my room, I m gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed,
And like a caterpillar in a cocoon, I m gonna hold my breath and make believe I m dead.
Oh, Woman of Mine,
You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way.
Now that I m out of my mind,
Tell me, how the hell I m ever gonna make it through another day?
Well, baby, there s just no way.