Lyric Jennifer s Baby

by Dean Friedman

Jennifer waited a year and a day.
She went to the doctor. They told her to pray.
She knew there was only so much they could say.
So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer s baby just came in the mail.
She s pink and she s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer s a mommy now.

Jennifer always wanted a kid.
When they said that she couldn t she said, "Heaven forbid."
She said, "I ll adopt". And that s what she did.
Now they ve got a stroller, a high chair and a crib.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer s baby just came in the mail.
She s pink and she s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer s a mommy now.

Jennifer has a girl baby.
She s healthy and strong and sweet as can be.
And Jenny and Larry and baby make three.
Once there was a couple. Now there s a family.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
Jennifer s baby just came in the mail.
She s pink and she s perfect in every detail.
And Jennifer s a mommy now.