Lyric Anyone s Daughter

I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that s hanging round my girl
And threw me in the car
You re a farmer s daughter
You re a farmer s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn t oughta get
I won t get no more eggs and water
Now I ve laid the farmer s daughter

Imagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I come and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy s face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I ll put you in my jail
You re a judge s daughter
You re a judge s daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn t oughta v et
Now I m getting jail and torture
Cause I made the judge s daughter

It seems they re screaming law and order
When I go with anyone s daughter

Woman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you re gonna die of fright
When I tell you what I ve done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I m dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is
Your daughter s baby s daddy
She s a lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get
The kinda girl I didn t wanna get
Now I ve got what I always fought for
Cause I ve married a rich man s daughter