Lyric Post Post-Modern Man

IF I HAD A HAMMER
I D WAKE UP MY NEIGHBORS
POUNDING OUT A RHYTHM
ALL ABOUT YOU
IF I HAD A PENCIL
I D PUSH ME SOME PAPER
I D BUILD A SKYSCRAPER
TO GET CLOSE TO YOU
IF I HAD A LASSO
I D SAIL OUT THE WINDOW
AND LAND ON AN ISLAND
NEXT TO YOU
IF I HAD A HOT ROD
I D FASTEN UP MY SEATBELT
AND BREAK THE SPEED LIMIT
GETTIN TO YOU
BUT I AIN T GOT A HAMMER
AND I AIN T GOT A PENCIL
AND I AIN T GOT A LASSO
SO I M DOING IT THE HARD WAY
LIKE A POST POST-MODERN MAN
IF I HAD A CREDIT CARD
I D CLEAR ME A PATHWAY
THROUGH THE DEEPEST JUNGLE
RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR
IF I HAD A CAMERA
I D SNAP AWAY MY FINGERS
AND COLLECT UP THE PICTURES
OF YOU OF COURSE
BUT I AIN T GOT A HOT ROD
AND I AIN T GOT A CREDIT CARD
NO CHANCE FOR A CAMERA
SO I M DOING IT THE HARD WAY
LIKE A POST POST-MODERN MAN
WELL I AIN T GOT A HAMMER
AND I AIN T GOT A LASSO
NO CHANCE FOR A CAMERA
SO I M DOING IT THE HARD WAY