Lyric I Need A Chick

I NEED A CHICK TO SUCK MY DICK
I NEED A DOG TO LICK MY HOG
I NEED A CAT TO STROKE MY BAT
I M PUKIN AND SHITIN AND DYIN OF THIRST
I AIN T GOT NO FIELD TO PLOW
THERE S NO HOLE FOR MY POLE
I D FUCK A MINK STOLE
I NEED A WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS
THERE S NOTHING MORE SPIRITUAL
THAN DOG STYLE LOVE
AND WHEN I FIND HER
I M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
I M GOING TO EAT HER
CAUSE SHE S THE MOON