Lyric Dance: Ten Looks: Three

(Marvin Hamlisch/Ed Kleban)

It was then I decided to call the doctor
For my appointment to buy what?
Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?
Tightened up that derriere

Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tits and ass, you can knock and someone s there
Shake the new maracas and you re fine
Tits and ass, can change your life
Would they change mine

Wouldn t cost a fortune, neither
Wouldn t hurt my sex life either
It s a gas, I have never seen a pair
Chorus girl or movie star or wife
Tits and ass, oh yeah, T and A
Tits and ass can change your life