Lyric Roadkill

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)

I m drivin my pickup truck
I m feelin mean and I m getting drunk
I drive all over town
Find a little critter and I run it down
Hit the brights and watch em freeze
Turn a little animal into head-cheese

Oh, it s roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Ain t gonna stop til I get my fill

Out there by the side of the road
Might be a bunny or maybe a toad
It s guts are hanging out
Only one eye and part of a snout
I still don t think it s dead
Put it in reverse and squish it s head

Oh, it s roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain t gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

Are you gonna run em down right now?
Yeah, I m gonna run em down right nowIf you drive 405
You won t find anything left alive
Suckin suds while I m makin time
Squashin little animals flat as a dime
These critters don t have a prayer
I just ran over Smokey the Bear

Now he s roadkill
Drivin around in my automobile
For roadkill
Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill
Roadkill
Ain t gonna pay their hospital bills
Roadkill
Kill a little critter just to get my thrill
I love roadkill

Hit the lights
Squeeze em in my sights
Somebody s pet gonna need a vet
Ran one over but he ain t dead yet
This truck s a killin machine
Pedal to the metal and I m feelin free
Somebody s kitty s gonna need a hysterectomy

I love roadkill