Lyric Underwater Rhymes (Remix)
[We d like to ask now that all passengers please hold
their breath as we take you through an underwater hip hop
extravaganza.
Now last night underwater I saw a French mermaid
Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain
In the raw on the ocean floor need I say more?
You never heard nobody kick it like this before
Pink champagne octopus brains
Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane.
That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didn t happen,
Records kept floatin all the fish kept laughin
A blowfish blew my mind and started to rhyme,
As the octopus cut nine records at a time.
Your boy said, "Show me how to keep my records down,"
But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater,
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MC s, my rhyme s underwater.
I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper,
Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper,
Told me that I didn t have the right to bite,
I said, "Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper."
Sittin in my aqua-blue jail cell, didn t have my bail,
I had to break out with the rhyme,
Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster,
Told an MC, "Yo, you look like a lobster"
Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time,
Like fish on a dish, you get served with the rhyme.
...if you need a fo instance,
Watch the people stop, they don t want to miss this.
I m tweakin your speakers, and I m makin no sense,
Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MC s, my rhyme s underwater.
Uh, 1, 2, 1, 2, Yo, this is MC Blowfish,
And we re gonna do a little something like this:
Well I m a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster,
Kissin all the girl fish, dissin all the ...
Because I blew your mind and started to rhyme,
Doesn t mean that I m cool, cause you ll be back next time,
With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin sound,
I m tellin you I m down,
I ll spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay.
You wanna play? I ll hook your line to a stingray.
Get out of here with that boat and a stick,
Get out of line, I ll call my homey Moby Dick.
I m not thinkin bout dyin , fool, stop tryin to test me,
People fishin don t catch me.
And when you get home, sad cause you missed,
Just remember MC Blowfish
Keep on, you don t stop.
Uh oh, here comes that stupid shark again, I guess I better blow up
their breath as we take you through an underwater hip hop
extravaganza.
Now last night underwater I saw a French mermaid
Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain
In the raw on the ocean floor need I say more?
You never heard nobody kick it like this before
Pink champagne octopus brains
Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane.
That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didn t happen,
Records kept floatin all the fish kept laughin
A blowfish blew my mind and started to rhyme,
As the octopus cut nine records at a time.
Your boy said, "Show me how to keep my records down,"
But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater,
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MC s, my rhyme s underwater.
I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper,
Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper,
Told me that I didn t have the right to bite,
I said, "Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper."
Sittin in my aqua-blue jail cell, didn t have my bail,
I had to break out with the rhyme,
Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster,
Told an MC, "Yo, you look like a lobster"
Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time,
Like fish on a dish, you get served with the rhyme.
...if you need a fo instance,
Watch the people stop, they don t want to miss this.
I m tweakin your speakers, and I m makin no sense,
Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MC s, my rhyme s underwater.
Uh, 1, 2, 1, 2, Yo, this is MC Blowfish,
And we re gonna do a little something like this:
Well I m a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster,
Kissin all the girl fish, dissin all the ...
Because I blew your mind and started to rhyme,
Doesn t mean that I m cool, cause you ll be back next time,
With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin sound,
I m tellin you I m down,
I ll spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay.
You wanna play? I ll hook your line to a stingray.
Get out of here with that boat and a stick,
Get out of line, I ll call my homey Moby Dick.
I m not thinkin bout dyin , fool, stop tryin to test me,
People fishin don t catch me.
And when you get home, sad cause you missed,
Just remember MC Blowfish
Keep on, you don t stop.
Uh oh, here comes that stupid shark again, I guess I better blow up
