Lyric My Parties

well this is my back yard - my back gate
I hate to start my parties late
here s the party cart - ain t that great?
that ain t the best part baby - just wait
that a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze
portable hammok baby - who needs trees
it s casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties

check out the shingles - it s brand new
excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you
hey everybody - let me give you a toast
this one s for me - the host with the most

it s getting a trifle colder - step inside my home
that s a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone
that s a musical doorbell - it don t ring, I ain t kiddin
it plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon

boy, this punch is a trip - it s o.k. in my book
here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit
ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook
let me show you honey - it s easy - look
you take a fork and spike em - say, did you try these?
so glad you like em - the secret s in the cheese
it s casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties

now don t talk to me about the polar bear
don t talk to me about the ozone layer
ain t much of anything these days, even the air
they re running out of rhinos - what do I care?
let s hear it for the dolphin - let s hear it for the trees
ain t running out of nothing in my deep freeze
it s casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties