Lyric Girls Ain t Nothing But Trouble

listen homeboys don t mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain t nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street

I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet

I walked up to her I said hello

she said you re kind of cute I said yes I know

but by the way sweetheart what s your name

she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine

I said my name is the Prince and she said why

I said well I don t know I m just a hell of a guy

but enough about me yo let s talk about you

and all the wonderful things that you and I can do

I popped some cash and in a little bit of time

I showed some cash and the girl was mine

I took her over town I wined her and dined her

she ask me did I like her I said well kinda

all of a sudden she jumped out her seat

snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street

she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging

so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin

she got mad looked me dead in my face

threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape

I got scared when she started to yell

so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell

I was duckin through alleys right and left

but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death

I was arrested charged with agrivated assault

(yo Clancy we got him)

but it wasn t my fault

nevertheless don t mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain t nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night

cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight

I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla

when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila

I responded by saying hello

she paid for my drink and then said let s go

20 minutes later things were starting to cook

as we pulled up into her house I said I m with you toots

the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses

she started winking and making little passes

at me she pat me close that s when she got bold

she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold

we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing

took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring

I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek

and that s when I observed those satin bed sheets

I felt that it was time for me to make my move

I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove

I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue

a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you

her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin

and said boy I m a tear your butt limb from limb

I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go

I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window

just my luck we were in a snow storm

and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm

and to top the night off I had to break in my place

because my keys were on pants back on Sheila s book case

I was done sneezing and coughing

I hope this doesn t happen to often

but nevertheless don t mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain t nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point

Prince: I don t know I don t think they really do

Jazzy: I think you should give em another example

Prince: awright give me a scratch let s make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year

it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear

I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert

(I m wit it)

It s six o clock now at eight will you be ready

(yeah)

aight fine see you then Betty

I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth

got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????

got to Betty s at eight I was ready to jet

until Betty s mon said Betty s not ready yet

I sat there for at least an hour

it was ten after nine before she got in the shower

9:35 she comes downstairs

and said I need a little longer to finish my hair

at ten o clock we had then missed the show

she comes downstairs and says let s go

go where go to sleep I m gone

I was steamin like a demon as I drove home

but it just goes to show

not trying to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain t nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes

take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy:

man first your parents just don t understand

then you having these crazy nightmares

Prince:

I know why me man why me

Jazzy: what s next

Prince: now these girls man you know how it is

can t live wit em can t live wit out em